Texas is going to secede?!?

Don’t play with my emotions, Texas!!

I swear to your old, white, bearded, on-Medicare God if you try to secede from the USA I will help. In fact, I will organize a crazy cash influx, Mormon-Prop-8-style, into your state to make it happen. Please, please, Texas, GET THE FUCK OUT. Shit, you can even take [...]